Just why? Why do the Red Sox do this to me? This legitimately may be the worst video I have ever seen a professional sports team produce.
I want to root for this team so badly, but I just can't stand this ownership group. John Henry and his band of money-hungry suits are doing everything they can to milk every cent out of any person that has bought a pink Red Sox hat on Yawkey Way.
This shouldn't get true Red Sox fans upset (or surprised), but it stands for everything that Boston isn't. Bostonians are hard-working badasses that work 12 hours a day, drive home in a beat up 2003 Toyota Camry, crack open an Ipswich IPA and devour a Salisbury Steak.
The deeper we get into this ownership's tenure, the more I hate this team, which sucks if you're an actual fan of the Boston Red Sox. It would be fine if they were winning 97 games a year, but aside from 2013, this team has been extremely mediocre for a long time.
Side note: Why couldn't they have made this Wally's wife/girlfriend? I hate him more than the next guy, but the Green Monster is getting up there in age and how many other massive, fury, green beasts come strutting around Boston in short skirts?
By Pete Packowski