This episode started out at the wall with Jon Snow packing up his office at Castle Black ready to head out. As he is in the middle of all of this, Sansa Stark, and Brienne of Tarth arrive at the wall. Jon and Sansa reunite after not being together since the first episode of the series back in season one. Jon and Sansa both lament how they wish they had never left Winterfell and both feel stupid for wanting to get out. Sansa says that she wants to depose the Boltons from Winterfell and take back Winterfell. Jon is very reluctant and says that he does not want to fight anymore and ever since he left Winterfell, he has fought Wildlings, brothers of the watch and White Walkers.
We then go to the Vale, where the scumbag Peter Baelish has just arrived and is greeting Robyn Aryn. He agrees to get Robyn to command the knights of the Vale to march north to Castle Black in order to protect Sansa from the Boltons. We then go all the way to Slavers Bay where Tyrion is hosting the wise masters of Yunkai and Astapor in order to stop them from funding the Sons of The Harpy. Tyrion offers them seven years to end slavery along with compensation for the slaves. He also adds a sweetner at the end with whores. Grey Worm, a former slave is angered by Tyrion’s deal and thinks he was too soft.
We then go to Vaes Dorthrak where Daario Naharis and Jorah Mormount are tracking down Danyerous and are attempting to rescue her. Jorah and Daario start to bicker, but agree to cooperate. They enter the city posing as merchants, but two Dorthraki quickly discover this to be false and attack them. Daario secretly kept his dagger and killed both of them. They then run into Daneryous who comes up with a plan.
We then go back into Westerous and Kings Landing, where the High Septon is finally allowing Margery to see her brother who is also imprisoned, Ser Loras. He is in worse shape than her and is suicidial. In the Red Keep, Cersi and Jamie have devised a plan to depose the High Septon of his power. They are going to raise a Tyrell army and invade the sept. Kevan Lannister, hand of the king, sanctions this plan, likely to be carried out in the next few episodes.
Then we go to the Iron Islands, where Theon Greyjoy has finally returned to his home of Pyke. His sister Yara is visibly pissed off that three seasons ago Theon had the opportunity to escape with her, but was so broken that he stayed in the dungeon. She then forgives him when he says that he wants to help her become the head of the Iron Islands.
We then go to Winterfell, where Ramsay Bolton is peeling an apple and Osha, the Wildling who was protecting Rickon Stark, is sent into the room to talk to Ramsay. She attempts to seduce him, but Ramsay reveals to her that when he was tourturing Theon he told him that Osha had used a similar technique on one of his guards and then Ramsay kills her. We then go back up North to Castle Black where everyone is sitting at the table and Jon Snow receives a note from Ramsay Bolton threatening to kill him and Sansa. Tormund notes that he has two thousand Wildlings that could fight, but Sansa says that she overheard the Bolton army is five thousand men strong.
Finally, we wrap up in Vaes Dorthak, where Danyerous is meeting with the top Khals. She threatens them and then finally tips fire towards them and burns down the entire temple. She emerges from the fire and all of the Dorthraki bow to her. Stay tuned for episode five next week.
By Spencer Roush